One liners
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
I say no to drugs they just don't listen
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
Born free, taxed to death.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on
your pants.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted,
he has to touch it to be sure.
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
posted by Sreeram @ 12:30 PM
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