Dropped @ Silly Point

Cool sayings...

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
3. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
4. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
5. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
6. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
7. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
8. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
9. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
10. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
11. There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
12. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
13. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

posted by Sreeram @ 7:49 AM