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13 Things English Films Have Taught Us

1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have largered read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.
2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will notbe necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.
3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.
4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a banksecurity system or the communication system of an invading aliencivilization.
5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate.
6) When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strangenoises in their most revealing underwear.
7) 1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 menshooting at 1 man if he is the hero.
8) During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a stripjoint at least once.
9) Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by singlepeople with a low wage.
10) The entire British population lives in London.
11) It doesn't matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial artsfight; your enemies will attack you one at a time while the others dancearound you menacingly.
12) In musicals everyone you meet in the street will know all the wordsto the songs and the steps to the dances.
13) When captured by an evil international terrorist, guns are notnecessary to defeat them, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

posted by Sreeram @ 11:43 AM